If you’re stuck on what golf balls you should buy your golf-mad mate, don’t worry! In this blog, we will take the guesswork out of gift giving and go over our best golf balls to buy as a gift.
Let’s get started!
If you’re stuck on what golf balls you should buy your golf-mad mate, don’t worry! In this blog, we will take the guesswork out of gift giving and go over our best golf balls to buy as a gift.
Let’s get started!
Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned pro or a weekend warrior, finding the perfect gift for the golfer in your life can be tricky. To help take the stress out of your gift-giving, we have curated a comprehensive gift guide for golf lovers that contains thoughtful and practical gift ideas for every type of golfer.
Christmas is looming ever closer, and you know what that means: Secret Santa!
Whether you love it or hate it, it’s the same every year. You know you need a funny gift that will make your mates laugh, but you aren’t sure what to get. A stupid mug? More novelty socks? A candle?
Rack your feeble brain no more, because this year, we’ve done the work for you. The hilarious golf balls below are perfect for most Secret Santa budgets and are great for the mate who’s always on the golf course. Check out our funniest Secret Santa gifts for 2025:
We’re starting off strong with the reason for the season. Or the reason for seasonal drinking, at least. If you have the kind of mate who can take a joke without getting too offended, then give him a real giggle with these golf balls. These are just festive enough without crossing the line – the perfect funny Secret Santa gift.
This one is a stark reminder of the harsh truth of Secret Santa. You aren’t just supplying a gift – you’ll have to take someone else’s Christmas crap home with you. Subtly remind your mates that you’d rather be playing golf in peace than adding to your junk drawer with this succinct golf ball. Then smile, say thank you, and try not to be too smug about the fact that you gave the best gift this year.
Are you ready to get into the Christmas spirit? Is your friend a cunt? If you answered yes to both of those questions, then this is the funny Secret Santa gift for you. Show that you are fully embracing the festive season with a very merry golf ball that’s just twisted enough to get a guffaw out of the group.
This hilarious golf ball is for that one mate who has been listening to Mariah Carey since October. We all appreciate that Christmas is exciting, but it does grate on the nerves a bit when they just never shut up. This silly and ever-so-subtle reminder is just what your mate needs for Secret Santa this year.
A cleverly-worded insult is fun, but no match for the classics. Sometimes you just need to say it like it is. This is one of the less-festive options on the list so that your mate can use their gift all year round (and let’s be honest, we all know someone who deserves a gift like this!).
Discover more funny Secret Santa gifts for your mates at banterballs! Our huge selection of silly and startling golf gifts is sure to put a smile on your face this festive season.
Buying Christmas presents is pretty easy when you’re shopping for someone who lives and breathes golf. Just get them a dozen golf balls, printed with something heartwarming / funny / personally abusive (delete as appropriate). Simple right?
But let’s be real here. Do golf enthusiasts actually like receiving novelty golf balls as gifts?
Novelty golf balls are a great way to add a bit of extra fun to a casual round of golf with family and friends. If you’re looking for a light-hearted gift idea for someone who is just starting out or who doesn’t take the sport too seriously, joke golf balls – particularly if they are personalised – can make a unique and memorable gift.
Serious golfers, on the other hand, may not appreciate a novelty ball quite as much. Notwithstanding the funny photo or heartfelt message, you’re probably giving your golfer pal a set of generic, unbranded balls that don’t perform anywhere near as well as what they’re used to. They might raise a smile, but they’re unlikely to make it onto the tee.
Serious golfers prefer to use high-quality, name-brand balls that will actually improve their game. So that pretty much rules out novelty golf balls you were planning to give them this year.
Or does it?
Here at banterballs, we can print your funny novelty designs on a range of premium quality balls from the likes of Titleist, TaylorMade, Callaway and Srixon. If you’ve decided to buy your golf-mad mate a set of personalised golf bags, we can help to ensure they actually see a bit of play. With our custom-printed premium balls, even the most serious golfer can’t complain about quality!
We stock a range of pre-made custom golf ball designs, ranging from balls with funny golf jokes to downright rude banter – we really do have something for everyone! We even have a range of Christmas banter balls that make perfect Secret Santa presents and stocking fillers for naughty golfers!
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If you have any questions about out novelty balls or our golf ball personalisation service, please get in touch with banterballs today and a member of our team will be happy to help.