Christmas is looming ever closer, and you know what that means: Secret Santa!
Whether you love it or hate it, it’s the same every year. You know you need a funny gift that will make your mates laugh, but you aren’t sure what to get. A stupid mug? More novelty socks? A candle?
Rack your feeble brain no more, because this year, we’ve done the work for you. The hilarious golf balls below are perfect for most Secret Santa budgets and are great for the mate who’s always on the golf course. Check out our funniest Secret Santa gifts for 2025:
Top 5 Funny Secret Santa Golf Gifts
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You’re the Reason Santa Drinks
We’re starting off strong with the reason for the season. Or the reason for seasonal drinking, at least. If you have the kind of mate who can take a joke without getting too offended, then give him a real giggle with these golf balls. These are just festive enough without crossing the line – the perfect funny Secret Santa gift.
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Keep Your Presents – I Want Silence
This one is a stark reminder of the harsh truth of Secret Santa. You aren’t just supplying a gift – you’ll have to take someone else’s Christmas crap home with you. Subtly remind your mates that you’d rather be playing golf in peace than adding to your junk drawer with this succinct golf ball. Then smile, say thank you, and try not to be too smug about the fact that you gave the best gift this year.
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Merry Christmas You Cunt!
Are you ready to get into the Christmas spirit? Is your friend a cunt? If you answered yes to both of those questions, then this is the funny Secret Santa gift for you. Show that you are fully embracing the festive season with a very merry golf ball that’s just twisted enough to get a guffaw out of the group.
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All I Want for Christmas Is for You to Shut Up
This hilarious golf ball is for that one mate who has been listening to Mariah Carey since October. We all appreciate that Christmas is exciting, but it does grate on the nerves a bit when they just never shut up. This silly and ever-so-subtle reminder is just what your mate needs for Secret Santa this year.
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Wanker Golf Balls
A cleverly-worded insult is fun, but no match for the classics. Sometimes you just need to say it like it is. This is one of the less-festive options on the list so that your mate can use their gift all year round (and let’s be honest, we all know someone who deserves a gift like this!).
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